Black Box 03b :: Mounting the Battered

Last of the Viceroys

Disaster: 291108
Recovery: 221208

Manchester, The Ark, 22th December 2008

Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST'ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, heading inexorably toward a state of near ubiquity. So before we temporarily close our Covenant for the holiday season, lets open up the Ark to the public one more time before Hogman cometh, and kick back to watch some nice Nazi faces melt.

Your beloved Freshwater Princes

x Martyrs x

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BlackBox 03b

09 Spasticus Autisticus - Ian dury and the Seven Seas Players
10 Cocaine Man - Baxter Dury
11 Principles of Geometry - Mountbatten for President (Joakim Remix)
12 Dance Music - Errors
13 I want to be a Boy - Gina X
14 Summerside - Adorable

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Black Box 03a - Radio VCGB: Nazi Gold

Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside)

Disaster: 291108
Recovery: 181208

Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008

Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox.

This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering international AIDS, I was temporarily ousted by a poorly-executed coup d'etat, instigated by none other than my cheeseball bounder of an engineer and his spastical compadre, o'wise known as Martyrs.

Unfortunately these angsty teenagers appear more concerned with swearing loudly, missing comic opportunities due to inebriation and accusing each other of being racists while defending their own 'Britishness' against the Otherness of each other's mothers.

I can only apologise and move to reassure the listening public that they were only let live to air in kind with the neu caring, inclusive Nazism that extends it's embrace around the reanimated Variety Club of Great Britain. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I return from my frankly disappointing kwanzaa sex tour of self-discovery (and when I've stopped frothing).

Then I promise you I will surgically remove the errant Truppenfuhrung with an elegant pimp attack conducted by my infinitely more sophisticated schutzstaffel, what?

Your humble fuhrer

xxx
SSS

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BlackBox 03a


01 Stoneboat - Sunburned hand of the man
02 Nailed to the Blank Spot - Chavez
03 The Melody - Francesco Tristano
04 Love and Pain - Clor
05 War Pigs (Live) - Faith No More
06 Go with the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age
07 Control (Sketch) - Martyrs
08 E-Talking - Soulwax

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Black Box 02b - Deux par Deux

The Second Cummings' Second Sitting

Disaster: 091108
Recovery: 101208

Manchester, 10th December 2008

Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take of your pants and feel free.

High here in the temple, we're suppin' wet dog at the club kontiki and leak cystically from nightwatch fibrils only, only so we can raze the white bridge together. And leave all who flail themselves underneath her, drowning in the swell knees.

And other somesuch. Nonce.

Apologies for the interference with that last pox. Our colleagues in Athens are working to solve The Puzzle of what has happened to me as soon as possible. Until then listen low.

Good luck and Godspeed

aek
SSS

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BlackBox 02b

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11 Wild Combination - Arthur Russell
12 Love on a Real Train (Williams Odyssey Mix) - Williams
13 Heart Rate Rapid - Metronomy
14 Sipping On The sweet Nectar (Bogdan Irkuk Remake) - Jens Lekman
15 Theme From Nutrider - 40 Thieves
16 Starburst - They Came from The stars I Saw Them
17 Vamp - Outlander
18 Criticize - Chevron
19 Me so horny (Wicked miami bass mix by Tetine) - 2 Live Crew
20 For my two seconds (The Teenagers Remix) - Operator Please
21 Can - Future days (Bladerunner remix by Carl Craig)
22 Behind the mask - John Wesley
23 Behind the mask - DJ Sim

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Black Box 02a - Internal exam reveals Nazi Fortune

Second Cummings

Disaster: 091108
Recovery: 031208

Manchester, 3rd December 2008

Dear Carthagians

Je suis très désolé mes enfants pour l'iPox. Testing on you bunny rabbits seems unjust, fluffy yet slippery, oyster shell ears a'quiver at my jabbing pipette, disgorging the crude libation, my infernal dam a lukewarm backwash, always unfinished.

So I come again, more patiently perhaps, but in bovine supplication dark, bejewelled orbs of obsidian, mucular crystal still peer upwards wanting, trembling with masochsitic preciptus.

'Please sir? Can I have some more?'

'More?! Of course dear calf. This horn is of plenty. I'm full of it you see. Re-download my Poxcast, for I have refined it somewhat, and it will keep your dulcet purexia in the bassinet with me a little while longer...'

(...during this nocturne of gelid founts, our icy limbs blown across frigid oceans. Touching from a distance next week's inevitable appointment...)

But enough Brimstone and Treacle. Be back for the second-half shaking of my second Ishango Bone this time next week. Please loosen yourself to soil the Blackboxsss blog or my Facebook fan page, especially if there is a certain day you prefer to visit the home and zone out to my Turkish goebbels.

Also please tug my hem if you prefer the well-rounded cleavage of my apologues, innoncence to experience, profered here by my byzantine a-to-b, or rather enjoyed too much your lobes scirrococo'd into somnolence by a single 2hr session in my lap, downy pampas breathed back tickling tympany, cheek to the roof of my pillowy carapace.

And I wholeheartedly promise you next time Mr. Werther will be kept firmly within his warm, sticky pocket.

Until then. Yours truly x

SSS

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BlackBox 091108a

1 Intro
2 Transformer Man - Neil Young
3 I Don't Think That Man Should Sleep Alone - Ray Parker Jr.
4 Behind the mask (Al Usher Remix) - Senor Coconut
5 Robot - Robin Gibb
6 Jolene - Peter Visti
7 Graveyard Girl (Yuksek remix) - M83
8 Mission: Ecstasy - The Horrorist
9 Soon - My Bloody Valentine
10 Kuvio - O
11 Wild Combination - Arthur Russell

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Black Box 01 - 'Just call me Chief Kegwin...'

Inaugral Podcast crash-up!

Disaster: 121008
Recovery: 221008

Failed 80's French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a'rambling along the primrose path of his medio-landscape, if you can find your way that is through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute oasis

Black Box 01 - 121008 - Tracklisting

01 Higher Than The Sun - Primal Scream
02 Skin of the Night - M83
03 Roche - Sebastien Tellier
04 Brookside Theme - David Roylance and Steve Wright
05 Pillow Talk - Quiet Village
06 Sketch for Summer - The Durutti Column
07 Deadly Pong of Love - Heartbreak
08 Lab Nada - Holy Toy
09 Black Block - Modeselektor
10 Edge of a Knife - G.B.H.
11 Speeds exceeding - Truman's Water
12 Bridesmaid's Blues - Polvo
13 Recession - Fra Lippo Lippi
14 Fire in the Forest - David Sylvian
15 Second still - Modern eon
16 Can't Always get what you want (Soulwax Remix) - The Rolling Stones
17 Fool for Love (aeroplane Remix) - Das Pop
18 Bloody Woman (moxie edit) - Chic
19 Free (C'mon) - Catch
20 Love is wet - Pilooski
21 Can we start again - Tindersticks
22 Bad Penny - Big Black
23 Shit kids Galore - Don Caballero
24 Silent Street - Maximum Joy
25 Sarah - Bat For Lashes
26 The Rip - Portishead
27 Los hongos de marosa - Juana Molina

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