Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside)Disaster: 291108
Recovery: 181208
Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008
Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox.
This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering international AIDS, I was temporarily ousted by a poorly-executed coup d'etat, instigated by none other than my cheeseball bounder of an engineer and his spastical compadre, o'wise known as Martyrs.
Unfortunately these angsty teenagers appear more concerned with swearing loudly, missing comic opportunities due to inebriation and accusing each other of being racists while defending their own 'Britishness' against the Otherness of each other's mothers.
I can only apologise and move to reassure the listening public that they were only let live to air in kind with the neu caring, inclusive Nazism that extends it's embrace around the reanimated Variety Club of Great Britain. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I return from my frankly disappointing kwanzaa sex tour of self-discovery (and when I've stopped frothing).
Then I promise you I will surgically remove the errant Truppenfuhrung with an elegant pimp attack conducted by my infinitely more sophisticated schutzstaffel, what?
Your humble fuhrer
xxx
SSS
BlackBox 03a
01 Stoneboat - Sunburned hand of the man
02 Nailed to the Blank Spot - Chavez
03 The Melody - Francesco Tristano
04 Love and Pain - Clor
05 War Pigs (Live) - Faith No More
06 Go with the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age
07 Control (Sketch) - Martyrs
08 E-Talking - Soulwax
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